Hey Long Island!  What's better than a ferry trip to Stratford's Two Roads Brewery?  How about Tipsy Cones!  We'll be scooping by the Hop Yard from noon to 5 pm.  Fun fact: both my and Player 2's family are from Long Island, so we are fluent in talking about dawgs while you get a scoop of Mexican Cawfee...no big whoop!  Tickets available here: https://tickets.beerfests.com/event/ferry-2-two-roads

And don't worry, locals...the brewery is open for you too!  Come by for a pint and a scoop!